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A Letter To My Mother – Free Spirit & Wieners
April 20, 2013 Saturday, 1:31 PM 771 Dimwits and counting… Mother, I didn’t know which of the 16 email accounts of yours to send this to, so I decided to post it here. Hopefully it finds you, and...
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l,000 Followers – A Thank You
Well, hells bells and cockle shells. 1,000 followers. 1,000 real, genuine funny, ornery, thoughtful, and real live wire dimwits. Time to break out the good stuff. I usually only reserve the good...
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Photoshop Lessons – How to Photoshop Yourself In a Pop Up Tent With A...
Well, I don’t know about you dimwits, but I like wolves. Always have. In elementary school, the teachers were always going around asking questions like, “What’s your favorite color?” I’d shrug my...
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Guest Blogger – The Baha Men
So by now, you regular dimwits know that I work in the film industry. I’ve downplayed it in previous posts, but it’s actually a pretty cool gig. I’ve been at it for about 12 years now, and I’ve had...
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Ten Famous Autocorrected Quotes – Volume Two
Suppose a young man with a wild imagination and too much time on his hands went to a greasy spoon diner one evening at 3 AM. Suppose the same young man grew tired of all the belligerent drunks and...
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Chris Hinton’s Pathway To Success
Ahhhhh, I’m so pumped right now! I just got a call an hour ago for work. This is incredibly exciting news. I can’t even begin to tell you why, but I’m going to try anyhow. I don’t know many of …...
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Imagine
October 11, 2011, Skull Bluff, Arkansas. This is a self portrait the day I made the pact at the Skull Bluff. A promise to the children and to myself. Coincidentally, I happened to be wearing a skull...
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Susan Sassi
Well, I’m dog sitting for some lesbians and the dogs are asleep. My friends are out camping, the house is quiet. Figured I’d write a post about my friend Susan Sassi. She’s one of the good guys....
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The Year of the Rat Tail
See, told you that I had a rat tail. Had it for an entire year and I even had a blog called, “The Year of the Rat Tail.” It didn’t do so well. I had like 3 readers. The rat … Continue reading →
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The Chris Miss Eve
I’ve told a lot of stories over the past few months. Stories from childhood, the high school days, working on movies, and many more. Thought being that it’s July and all, I’d share a Christmas story...
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Cheers
I woke up at 6:12 AM this Saturday morning. I didn’t set my alarm. It was supposed to be my much needed morning to sleep in, but my brain had other plans for me. That GD effing brain of mine. …...
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Sage Advice
How’s it hanging you super sexy dimwits? Mine’s low and to the left. I have a slight curvature for those wanting to be in the know. It’s awesome. So yesterday was crazy. Phone ringing, making...
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The Mountains Win Again
This is a photo of me relaxing at the river today. Not pictured is the six pack of beer that I drank before noon. I have a secret hiding spot that I hang out at on two separate rivers … Continue...
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Voluptuous Red Heads / Unicorns
This is a photo of me making out with a voluptuous red headed chick at a Christmas party back in December of 2009. Voluptuous red heads. Lordy, lordy. I’ve died and gone to heaven, surely. On a...
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A Letter To My Mother – Free Spirit & Wieners
April 20, 2013 Saturday, 1:31 PM 771 Dimwits and counting… Mother, I didn’t know which of the 16 email accounts of yours to send this to, so I decided to post it here. Hopefully it finds you, and...
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l,000 Followers – A Thank You
Well, hells bells and cockle shells. 1,000 followers. 1,000 real, genuine funny, ornery, thoughtful, and real live wire dimwits. Time to break out the good stuff. I usually only reserve the good...
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Photoshop Lessons – How to Photoshop Yourself In a Pop Up Tent With A...
Well, I don’t know about you dimwits, but I like wolves. Always have. In elementary school, the teachers were always going around asking questions like, “What’s your favorite color?” I’d shrug my...
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Guest Blogger – The Baha Men
So by now, you regular dimwits know that I work in the film industry. I’ve downplayed it in previous posts, but it’s actually a pretty cool gig. I’ve been at it for about 12 years now, and I’ve had...
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Everybody’s Free (To Wear Sunscreen)
Son of a beyotchey, fire up the mariachi! It’s been a helluva month for the Dimwit Ding-a-Ling. A helluva good month. I do believe the frog is turning into a prince. It’s strange, really. I didn’t...
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